Hot Flashes & Cold Mornings Tee — Midlife Autumn Society Pumpkin Fall Shirt, Funny Perimenopause Fall Shirt

If you've ever needed a fan in the morning and a cozy blanket by evening, this shirt gets you.  The Hot Flashes & Cold Mornings Midlife Autumn Society tee is the perfect blend of fall comfort and midlife humor, celebrating the season with a wink.

Featuring distressed vintage lettering, a retro fan, pumpkins, cozy blankets, coffee, books, and autumn leaves, this design is made for women embracing fall and the surprises that come with midlife.  Whether you are heading to the pumpkin patch, sipping coffee on the porch, or laughing through another hot flash, this ultra-soft unisex tee is ready for the season.

Perfect for layering under a flannel or cardigan, it's a fun conversation starter and a thoughtful gift for friends who know exactly what "hot flashes and cold mornings" feels like.

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I’m so grateful you’re here. LaRae & Co Threads is a woman-owned small business built from a long-time dream of entrepreneurship. Every piece is thoughtfully designed by me and custom-made just for you.

Your support truly means the world.

If you’re looking for something custom or personalized, I’d love to create it for you. Just send me a message, and I’ll design something special that fits your vision perfectly.

 

🖤 Product Details

• Unisex sizing unless otherwise noted

• Tees: Bella Canvas & Comfort Colors

• Crewnecks: Gildan & Comfort Colors

• If a specific brand is temporarily out of stock, a comparable high-quality alternative may be used

For an oversized look, size up.

For a more fitted look, size down.

Please review the sizing chart in the photos before ordering (sizing issues cannot be refunded).

 

🎨 Printing Process

All designs are printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology for vibrant color and lasting wear.

If there is a printing defect or damage upon arrival, please message me within 14 days with a photo and description so I can make it right.

Please note: slight variations in color and print size may occur due to screen settings and production.

 

📦 Shipping

• Production time: 1–4 business days

• Standard shipping: 3–8 business days after production

• Tracking provided via USPS

Once your order leaves the production facility, delivery timing is handled by USPS. If your package shows delivered but cannot be located, please contact your local post office directly.

 

🧺 Care Instructions

• Turn inside out

• Machine wash cold

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron directly on the design

• Do not dry clean

 

🔁 Returns & Exchanges

Because each item is custom-made to order, returns and exchanges are not accepted for incorrect size, color choice, or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged or defective, contact me within 14 days, and I will promptly address it. Your satisfaction matters to me.

 

🌿 More Than Just a Shirt

LaRae & Co Threads creates pieces that inspire, uplift, and celebrate individuality. My designs are made to help you express yourself, spread kindness, and wear your values confidently.

In a world where you can be anything, always choose kindness.

 

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With gratitude,

M. Mellon

LaRae & Co Threads, LLC 🤍

 

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean